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Basically the urban dictionary.
The deep web is basically the urban dictionary.
A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.
We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish
To have an orgasm, where the end of your wang is exposed, thus resulting in ejaculate flying across the room as if spider man just threw a mass of webbing
Oh man, did I tell you about the time I threw my web into Jessica's fish tank?
The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.
Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man
you know that terrible yet awesome potatoes
I really hit a deep web potion last night
Saying something harsh, usually out of anger to someone in an online forum, post, or comment that you probably wouldn't say to them in person. Similar to road rage.
Jerry exhibited web rage when he admonished his friend in a Facebook comment.
Like street smarts, someone who has web smarts or is “web smart” is someone who knows how to deal with difficult or dangerous situations, except it's primarily used on the internet as opposed to when you're in an urban environment. Can be useful as being either street smart or book smart.
Someone who is web smart knows the “rules of the internet” from basic online etiquette to the more complex nuances of online communication. Since most of the global net hinges on written communication, someone who iss web smart are able to figure out the following:
1) What websites you can trust for information and which ones are complete BS.
2) Get an idea of what kind of users are acting in bad faith, such as trolls, scammers, hackers, etc.
3) Distinguish what to do and what not to do when something seems off in private communication.
4) Generally can be more personable online since they know how to keep people's attention as they read posts.
5) Knows what to post and what not to post, where anonymity matters, what information they should keep off the internet.
GRANTED, these are not the only things that someone who is web smart are able to do depending on what they do for a living and there are disadvantages to them in the same way being book smart or street smart has them. HOWEVER, at the very least being web smart can help keep one's problems on the internet from leaking into real life.
Martin: Hey, did you hear that Jose almost got hacked?
Jose: From what Jose told me the guy who tried contacting him was using one of his friend's accounts and he knew right away based on the writing style that was being used it was some guy from India.
Martin: Jose has some web smarts, doesn't he?