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To put old grievances aside and start over
guy; Hey buddy lets just wipe the slate clean , it's over.
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The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.
My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.
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When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.
Examples of a status ass-wipe:
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
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When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.
I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!
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Cleaning the semen off of a woman after the man pulls out after intercourse.
wipe her down sex semen intercourse cleaning towel
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A phrase derived from an episode of Hollyoaks. Can mean
1. Literally, to wipe the foam away after someone has had an epileptic fit to make them more comfortable
2. To ignore someones physical state and to patch them up in order to kiss/pull/sleep with them, regradless of how ill/unconcious/drunk they are.
George pulled last night, she vommed so much but he wiped the foam away and got on with it
Theres only one thing to do that late in the evening - Wipe the foam away and dive in
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