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An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.
Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"
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Cinematographer Dick Pope's name mispronounced by Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs.
Dick Poop.. ah Dick Pope for Mr. Turner!
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a bowel movement spread out over 2 or 3 intervals—like an opera or play.
early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.
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The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.
Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.
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The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.
I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.
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A man who digests poop either nasally or orally
Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath
Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
I think my dad has poop asthma.