wet wizard

When somebody ejaculates into an ear.

Dan I can't hear because you gave me a wet wizard last night.

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potato wizard

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.

<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

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Booty wizard

Someone who inhaled 1000 or more farts directly out of an anus.

My boyfriend of 4 years eats my ass out every night! He’s a total booty wizard.

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wizards sleeve

the act of placing ones cranium into a partners vagina

she was so fat i could have given her a wizards sleeve

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Filth wizard

One who is overtly sexual or pervy.

"What a naughty joke, you filth wizard."

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wizard

1. A hott guy that is awsome and knows how to start a party and please everyone. Usually very smart, creative and attractive.

2. Jean

DAY ONE
Jose: Where are we going?

Coral: Idk

Priscilla: Were goiong to see the fucking Wizard of Cf dont cha know....

DAY TWO
Reba: Wats Jeans nickname

Priscilla: The Wizard of course

Reba&Priscilla: We fucking Love the Wizard

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wizard

a "old school" computer user. Usually familiar with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, a beard, and/or an afinity with everything seventies.

Wizards usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.

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