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to point out a mess of a house
dame bicth you live like this
common phrase said by shlinkot
yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick
Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
what Adrien Agreste likes to say to Marinette. The person who uses it is in denial of their feelings
I'm so glad to be stuck here with a friend like you.
A speech expression used commonly when someone is unable to remember the thing that they were supposed to do,
or when someone else forgot and you are using the phrase sarcastically.
Person 1: what were we supposed to do again?
Person 2: you just gotta like, do the thing; you know?
A danganropa meme that I love for some reason
Freind:hi
Me:do you like ships?
She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.
"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"
"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"