A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire
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Amazing hard working person the hottest guy you will ever meet The funniest guy In your class the one cracking Lots of jokes
Dylan will you be my boyfriend ?
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A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
Jenny, "Ew who's that?"
Stephanie, "That's Dylan."
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A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.
Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
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Hes the person that friends would say hes gay but nah hes just an awsome friend, he would be one of the best friends youll ever have...
Alan: DYLAN IS GAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DYLAN IS GAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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Is the sexiest person ever and u should send him titty pics
Dylan:titty pics
Girl:yes
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