Guy 1: I’ll be online tonight
Guy 2: No you won’t, you’re such an Esteban Murphy
A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”
Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.
“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch”
The best boyfriend ever!!! He’s so sweet and caring. He makes people happy when he walks in the room. Tyler is the type of person you can go to with all your problems and not tell anyone. He has some secrets of his own but you must keep them. Tyler gets sad but he won’t show it as much. He loves to make people happy and does dum things. He also likes to play with toy cars and acts like a four year old
Tyler James Murphy is a great guy!
The act receiving oral gratification in an Irish bar bathroom.
How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
A funny large headed black man.
You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.