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the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.
"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"
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The act of waddling to the bathroom while holding a torrent of semen inside your vagina in an attempt to keep it from leaking out.
I busted about a quart of cum inside that skank, and she got out of bed quicker than shit and did the turkey trot down the hall.
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Similar to a woman who is a chicken head, but only a tad smarter.
The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.
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the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.
man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.
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Overeating at any given Thanksgiving day gala to the point that you feel completely miserable the next day.
Oh boy - I ate entirely too much at Grandma's house and have a major turkey hangover today. I'm going to have to hit the gym for a week to get rid of all those calories from yesterday!
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Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
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A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
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