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when yo come out of your mom with a big dick at least 12 to 24 inches
i have big dick syndrome aka bds
Big Dick Syndrome, or BDS for short, is when you have an absolutely massive, world destroying manhood. Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Big Dick Syndrome is when you actually have a massive member, a humongous hammer, an elephantine erection, a colossal cock. Choose your pick, they're all valid.
Girl A: So you're telling me that even a magnum was too small for him?
Girl B: Yeah. I actually saw him struggle to put it on, it was crazy. I think he's got, like, Hulk genes or something.
Girl A: I'll say! That sounds like a huge case of Big Dick Syndrome. I just hope he doesn't destroy you.
Girl B: Haha me too.
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woman: "u have a really big tastey dick"
man: "thanks. now keep sucking."
A term to describe any Honda Civic, as a way of acknowledging the huge cock that the owner must have in order to own and drive a car as prestigious and esteemed as a Civic.
"Dude did you get a big dick civic?"
"Ya bro its insane my dick grew like 7 inches"
"Damn, I'm still stuck with my fucking Accord"
A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.