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A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
He’s Jesus Paredes.
Yo Jamal, would you be interested in learning about our mop lord and mop savior, Mop Jesus?
Benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. He keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. He is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. They cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. And as if from Heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.
Help me! Help me SWAT Jesus! I’m out of ammo!
The spiritual equivalent of the city bus that comes through hospitals and picks up the terminally ill usually during the night. When it is said that the patient has his metrocard (ticket) ready, it means he's knocking on heavens door.
Mr. Leff is looking like hell, I bet the Jesus Bus is gonna come around for him soon.
Invented by 14th century Tibeten monks: Jesus Pong is widely understood as the greatest game in the world, consisting of 2 or more players playing an adapted version of ping pong where the ball must hit the floor once before your turn to play. You are out if the ball hits the floor twice, or you miss the table after you strike the ball. In some cases a rick shaw is used for Moo Shoo runs when really hungry after many games of Jesus Pong.
You are the greatest Jesus Pong player I have ever seen. Besides myself, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.
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how to play:
1. go to wikipedia.org
2. go to the english article section
3. say "ready, set..." and click on random article
4. try to get to jesus christ's wikipedia page by only following links in the article.
you can even race your friends, this is a good substitute of wasting your time if youre on a filtered computer. instead of facebook, play the jesus game.
the jesus game:
random article: thai style dresses
1st link: Category Thai clothing
2nd: Thai fisherman pants
3rd: Thailand
4th: Christians
5th: Jesus
Thai dresses to jesus in five clicks, not bad.
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The main character of Green Day's album "American Idiot," a rock opera in which the characters represent the youth of America in a modern-day metropolis filled with rhetoric, lies, and censorship. The entire story is an exploration of the main characters' thoughts and interactions with each other that takes place over the time span of approximately one year.
Jesus of Suburbia represents the average young American who doesn't quite fit in and has "disciples", or a clique consisting of the rest of the unheard youth who don't feel as though they fit into the well-established structures of the corporate American society.
"I'm the son of rage and love / the Jesus of Suburbia / from the bible of 'none of the above'"
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