Average lean fan: I love lean!
Gigachad mug enjoyer: No. Drink mug root beer
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Every fucking word which comes up just says it at the fucking bottom.
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Mug root beer is an amazing soda. Even considered to be the best drink, but is tied with lean, thus nobody is sure which is the best drink. However, they have been wars and conflicts surrounding these two amazing drinks. So people argue that lean wins because it's the first drink to kill people out of its taste and the fact that if purple guy drank it he wouldn't come back in fnaf 26 in a wheelchair.
However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.
However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.
But here is a new solution,
Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?
MRB Fan: Bro mug root beer is the best drink there ever is!
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.
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A figure of speech used to describe someone so smoking hot that they are physically βsexier than a mugβ
Bro 1: Damn bro did you see that girl!?
Bro 2: Ya dude she was βsexier than a mugβ
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The shade of white used on iPod brand headphones. A person listening to an iPod (as opposed to another brand mp3 player or a radio) can often be easily picked out based on the color of their headphones. Real iPods are popular on the black market, thus making them more likely to be stolen.
I went out and bought some black earbuds because I didn't like walking around wearing the mug-me white ones.
1. (n) A liquid recepticle, custom-order printed with a definition from the online Urban Dictionary; 2. (n) An effective revenue-raising tactic for the aforementioned website, preferential to pleas for donations, or excessive site-advertising, also known as Page Whoring.
Sally: "Hi there Doug, I like your mug - what does it say?"
Doug: "It's an Urban Dictionary Mug. I was feeling rebellious, so I ordered this mug with the definition of 'Mug' on it - isn't that hilarious?"
Sally: "Lose your virginity, Doug."
Doug: "Your mum already handled it, Sally!"
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A stupid ad that no one likes.
An Urban Dictionary Mug IS SHIT.
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