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Like the act of the Alaskan hot pocket. The Alaskan high five is when you shit into a medical glove and put it in the freezer until hardened and use the fingers inside of any hole of your choosing.
Come one babe we’re gonna Alaskan high five tonight
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When you jump into ice cold water from the Arctic and your balls shrivel so far into your body they turn into a vagina.
Addison always wanted to see what it would be like to be a woman so he decided the easiest way was an Alaskan Sex Change.
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The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom. At this point, the condom containing the feces is placed in a freezer, and is to remain there until the stool filled condom is frozen solid¹. Once completely filled AND frozen, the condom is inserted directly into the vaginal/anal cavity, wasting no time from the point of removal from the freezer, ensuring sheer "Alaskan" authenticity. At this point, the homemade sex toy can be left in the cavity, or inserted and removed continuously, as one would with a dildo. This may take quite some time to prepare indeed, so pre-planning is a must. However, there is nothing preventing the reuse of the "hot pocket."
¹The mean freezing point of human excrement is 14°F, -10°C, 263.2 K
The Night Before:
- Gertrude: I'm feeling saucy, Lionel. What do you say we go for another Hot Carl this evening?
- Lionel: Well Gertrude, that, in addition to a Dirty Gas Pump shall suffice for this evening, but I am midway through finishing that Alaskan Hot Pocket I informed you of over tea this afternoon.
- Gertrude: Ah, yes. I've been thinking about that since the moment you told of such. Tell me dear, when do you believe it will be completed?
- Lionel: I presume by early in the morrow.
Evening of Use:
- Lionel: Dear, are you well ready for that nice, frozen treat.
- Gertrude: Tally-ho! Let's get to work.
**After many sounds of faint moaning, groaning, and pain, both Lionel and Gertrude emerge from the dark corner of the third floor study, only to return the Alaskan Hot Pocket to the freezer.**
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Putting tartar sauce on a smelly vagina
Lawrence gave Latoya an Alaskan Flounder Basket. Afterwards they went to Long John Silvers and repeated the exercise.
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When someone is sleeping, you ejaculate in thier ear in the morning when they pick it out, the color is white and yellow.
I gave jeff martin an alaskan gold rush last night
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Shit in a condom, freeze it, and use it on your partner.
Jake used an Alaskan Sewer Pipe on Shawn and ripped his asshole .
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A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)
Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.
The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.
The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.
The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
"Oh my god! Andreas' Salmon got destroyed by Le Shawna in that game of Alaskan Salmon Grabber!
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