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It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.
I Allen Hinley her real hard.
Refuses to share his snapchat. Related to salad and Dallas, Texas. Was the first man on the moon; great astronaut. Quite the basketball player. The STRONGEST jedi. Great face for memes. Has mastered the force with the help of Luke Skywalker.
Him: "Dallas Allen is a great basketball player! Have you heard of him?"
Her: "Of Course"
Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
A bitch who acts like a bitch and exerts a large amount of bitch trying to infect people with her bitch
"Hey you see Tracy Allen today?"
"Yeah, being a bitch as usual"
JASMINE MARIE ALLEN IS THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! she is super shy at first and when you get to know her she is still shy. bc she’s like that idk. according to her she has anxiety and bad grades. she’s always smiling so much sometimes it’s concerning. she also really likes the name kevin. don’t know why she just does.
dude 1: hey omg that’s jasmine allen!
dude 2: omg idk who that is!
dude 1: yeah me either.
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The true identity of actor/comedian Tim Allen
Tim Allen is really named Darny Allen.