Did Trump Have Nine Lives?

An equivalent of asking “Could Donald J. Trump be nearing the last stage of his decade-long corrupt and criminal lifestyle after devilishly and successfully avoiding fines and jail sentences time and time again?”

How long could Trump’s “political persecution” be used as a legal excuse to exonerate him from being locked up? Did Trump have nine lives? Have bribes, crimes, and lies finally lost patience with him and his cronies? Has Heaven’s impatience taken hold of them?

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Did you know that Israel?

A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.

Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot

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whyyyy did u do this to meee

Something your BFF will send you on messages after you embarrass them. lel

Amber whyyyy did u do this to meee!

I just felt like doing it.

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we know what you did

You see an expecting mother and you think we know what you did.

We know what you did mother to be.

I'm phelan like Pat did

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat did.

Did you hear the crazy thunder?

A way to text someone to see if they’re awake and dtf. Literally translates to: “come fuck me.”

“Did you hear the crazy thunder?” “Yes, I’m on my way.”

and you did it at my birthday dinner

Quote from Tati (sorry if i spelled that wrong) where she accused James Charles of gulping at her birthday dinner. TIME AND PLACE

Tati: AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER
James: *gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp*