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When you bang your friend's hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say 'was up' to your friend, forever humiliating him.
I bacon and eggsed my friend's sister last night. He was pissed.
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Noun:
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways
Your friend John is such asian bacon! Invite him to your party!
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The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.
Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon
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Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.
Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
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The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.
My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.
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The gooey liquid that is produced when bits off poop escape from your anal cavity and mixe with the persperation in between your ass cheeks producing a slimy subtance that stains your underwear.
Adam was secretly fed several ex-lax's and a little bit of poop exited his anus and mixed with his sweat after playing basketball which stained his boxers and made him smell, therefore making him a loser.
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Often known as Kilpatrick Filattio, but can be any kind of sex involving bacon wrapped around and/or stuffed inside appendages or orifices
S.C.: How 'bout it then?
S.K.: Mind if we try Bacon Sex?
S.C.: Of course not, sex is the second best use for Bacon
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