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A slang term for female masturbation.
Alternative uses include:
Beat Your Bagel
Bagel Beater
1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.
2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.
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When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.
I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.
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A place that opens at 4:00AM to sell fresh Jewish bagels. Prevalent in Long Island Jew ghettos, like Great Neck.
DWeez- Man, I'm hungry. What's good at this time? It's late.
A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
DWeez- Hi Five!
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1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.
damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!
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An inside joke, term used for people like Nikkili Maxwell, who inspired this incredible word founded by Bentonious Portofino.
Nikki was being one huge whore bagel
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Another term for girls. (instead of saying bitties)
1. Nick and rob were talking about bitties, when Nicks mom walked in and said "Did you just say bitties?" Rob replied "No, i was talking about bagel bites."
2. "Yo, I hit up a club last night...there was mad bagel bites."
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