Baker Boy

A boy or someone masculine who is adorable or cute, has a parental nature especially if they’re good with a niece or a girl. They can also bake (From scratch or from the box) however not always a baker.

He’s so cute!
Yeah, he’s a baker boy

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

ann baker

whore

Ann Baker is a whore.

Lis Baker

The beautiful, hot, pretty, majestic wife of Brock Baker.

Pronounced (Lee Baker)
Beautiful woman.
I loooove Lis

Brock Baker: Hey Lis
Lis Baker: Hi honey
*9 months later*
Doctor: IT'S A TINY BROCK!

Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.

Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen