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When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.
I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.
Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed
*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!
Im literally going bald/im going diabetic
"If you look up bald in the dictionary, Miles Gibson shows up."
"Wow, he really does"
Not wanting to do Something or attend something.
John: u tryna go to the party at 8?
Mike: I’m bald.
Another example:
Mike: u wanna go swimming
John: I’m bald