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A day for motorists to pose as cyclists for one day so that they can brag to their workmates about how healthy and environmentally conscious they are.
Bill: "I biked to work on Bike to Work Day. It's great to know that I'm keeping fit and saving the planet."
Jeff: "Bike to Work Day was three months ago. Have you biked to work since?"
Bill: "No way! The road is too scary. Once a year is more than enough."
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To place a bump of coke or k in a bike pump and have someone push the pump.
-dangerous and stupid activity
Wanna do a bike pump bump?
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This use to mean something that is very easy to recall, or something that once learned is quite hard to forget, but as of recent times this is no longer accurate. From now on, in honor of Sleepy Joe Biden, it will be used to refer to a complete fail or an embarrassing mistake, or when somebody forgets something very basic that they should know or something they knew how to do for a long time.
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Joe Biden's presidency is just like riding a bike.
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I can't believe you forgot the words to that song that you knew by heart all of your life, that was just like riding a bike! Come on man!
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An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: Let's go ride bikes
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Originally a pic from the NES game Punch-Out, the picture dipected the events in between each tournament where Little Mac would jog through New York and his trainer, Doc Louis, would be leading him on a bike. One day, someone at Something Awful decided to take the picture and add the caption "Nigga stole my bike!" as a contribution to the photoshop contest of that week. This picture soon spread to YTMND, where it was placed on a web page with a sound clip of a person saying "Nigga stole my bike!" over and over again. Soon, variations were churned out almost daily, creating an Internet sensation that proved racism could still be funny...for a while.
A more popular variation involves the full animation of the scene accompanied by the music, with the infamous phrase mixed into the music.
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What you yell out when a black man steals your bicycle. Made popular by the many YTMND.com pages based on it.
See also: nsmb
:bike is stolen:
What the fuck? NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!
:chases him while cheap midi plays:
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Cool guy who eggicly loves feet and drinking the cum from his massive balls. Will suck your toes dry for 10 Vbucks.
WOW, you really did a bike riding around Brisbane on me.
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