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blunt of a day

cockney rhyming-slang, actually meaning "cunt of a day", ie, bad day. 'blunt' stems from 'james blunt' the musician.

I'm really having a blunt of a day, my date didn't put out.

by yisaaron May 2, 2008

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blunt piece

a blunt cut into four pieces so it can be smoked using a bong

Hey, once you finish rolling that blunt, lets cut it into some blunt pieces and try out my new bong.

by Chris T. July 20, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roll a Blunt

Rolling a Blunt is where both your hand and ass are so sweaty, that when you wipe it, the toilet paper rolls up into a cigar shape.

I was hanging out at an open air bar in Aruba. It was so hot. Drenched in sweat, and lousy with the swamp ass, I had to drop a deuce. The only option was a non air conditioned bathroom. I knew I was going to Roll a Blunt. There's not enough toilet paper on the island for this.

by Shart Enthusiast April 30, 2016

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james blunt

A gay fag from britian with an accent that should be shot for singing anoying songs in your moms 300c and the car should be played with rap, techno, dance etc and not gay cunty boy.

james blunt is a homosexual
there saying hes going to be the next eltin jhon in other wordes a homosexual

by urmom100 April 16, 2006

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Girl Blunt

Cunnilingus. If you "smoke" a girl blunt you are eating pussy.

"this shit is a girl blunt, I only smoke girl blunts" -Leikeli47 (supposedly referring to herself as a lesbian, unconfirmed by the musician)

by HunterHunterHunterH October 30, 2018

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Rolling a blunt

Taking a shit

Where is jaxxon? He's in the bathroom rolling a blunt.

by Heyhoe January 18, 2018

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Alabama Blunt

The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.

"You know how to roll kid?"

"No..."

"We'll just have to use an alabama blunt then."

by J4Politz November 18, 2009

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