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Bone Meal is the slang version for blissfully feeding (inserting) your engorged, throbbing, veiny member to the inviting, gaping and willing open mouth of your sexual partner (male or female) to perform fellatio.
Stan: I can't wait to get home tonight Bro!!
Carl: Why what's happening?
Stan: Carla called me and said she's ready for some Bone Meal tonight!
Carl: Sweeet Brahhhh! Make sure she gives you a Creamy Smile after the delivery!
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1. Term used for sexual intercourse by God fearing folks adamant on not losing their virginity. Sex not involving the vagina (i.e. anal, oral, in the ear, etc...).
2. Used metaphorically to describe getting "raped" by something.
1. "Man, the pastor's daughter is so kinky, but she's afraid to lose her virginity. She'll only let me bible bone her."
2. "I just got bible boned by that reverse sit-ups machine."
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n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris
Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.
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a condition in which a person cannot take a ribbing from a close friend. the person receiving the playful picking commences to whine and cry like a little baby bird until everyones in a bad mood.
we were gonna tease braden about getting fired but he's got brittle bird bones.
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A partial erection, usually caused by semi-arousal.
"Man, that bitch was so nasty, she didn't even give me a bone fragment."
"Jon was hesitant to shower with the guys at the gym for fear of getting a bone fragment."
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bone and moan: sex with the volume turned up
Baby, it's my birthday, so let's bone and moan the night through until it ain't my birtday no mo'.
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