if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Booger rim

The act of wiping ones boogers on the rim of someone else’s drink

Yo, I hear Ryan Petersen booger rims all of his employees

sugar booger

a sugar booger is an intimate name you would call your lover/partner or a sexual position

Harold: Hi sugar booger i thought you might want the sugar position tonight
Stella: Of course your so good at being booger

Booger Pickering

The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.

Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?

Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.

Maybe My Boogers Smell

When there is a smell that you can't find, so you think maybe its your boogers

*Sniff Sniff Where is that smell coming from? Maybe My Boogers Smell?

road booger

Noun | Road Boo·ger | rōd ˈbo͝oɡər/

Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.

Watch out for road boogers today, drivers!