if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

booger flapper

A booger that is stuck in your nose, flapping up and down.

Yuck! Go blow that booger flapper out of your nose!

brain booger

when you have someone inside your brain that sneezes, your brain and size of head expand backwards in a way that you start looking like a pumpking head.

man i think someone sneezed inside your head, you might have a brain booger. That shit is whack.

Booger stoink

A junkie wit no cash but his money

Wojak : "please hand a dolla or react to my tiktok!"
Chad : "Sorry, i don't give money to booger stoinks im kind of wealthy."

Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Booger rim

The act of wiping ones boogers on the rim of someone else’s drink

Yo, I hear Ryan Petersen booger rims all of his employees

sugar booger

a sugar booger is an intimate name you would call your lover/partner or a sexual position

Harold: Hi sugar booger i thought you might want the sugar position tonight
Stella: Of course your so good at being booger