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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019


Whale booger

Oyster

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."

"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"

by Ingledink January 14, 2012


Booger Car

A lime green car

1: “Look! It’s a booger car!”
2: “Why do people buy those?”

by jakeyounglol July 21, 2021


Pussy booger

When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around

example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin

Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.

by Legendaryshopbesties December 10, 2021


Pussy booger

When a woman takes a creampie and doesn't wash it off , which forms a mucus like crust on the ham wallet.....

I went to eat Becky out but stopped cause she had a pussy booger....

by Awesomox June 09, 2014


Pussy booger

An annoying child. Often a child that no one likes. A heathen/hellion.

Karen‘s pussy booger wouldn’t stop climbing over the booth at IHOP.

by November 16, 2023


Pussy Booger

A vaginal discharge or secretion form ones pussy resulting in a booger like substance.

Hunter Moore loves a good pussy booger.

by StaleBread May 22, 2018