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The act of paying someone for head. Head meaning to receive oral pleasure, and the bread meaning money.
Gavin wants to receive head for bread and is offering $50 plus a nice tip to anyone who does it.
When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.
Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."
You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
"Do you want some plum bread john?"
"Oh god! Not again!"
the combination of Birthday and Graduation celebrations. Two girls once discussed how to combine the words and in true brain cell style they came up with bread... not a great combination but somehow works.
This is not to be confused with a gorgeous rosemary and garlic focaccia.
"Are you going to Eliza's Bread?"
"yeah its time to go back to school and get fucked up"
A bread invented and popularized by the 16th century explorer Peter Brandon. The bread has gained popularity in middle eastern cuisine and is used to sweep up dips such as hummus, it's also used to cradle falafel balls traditionally with an assortment of salads and and other goodies of middle eastern origin.
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Plain bagel with melted butter and cream cheese on top
Yo let me get some of dat garbage bread, I hungry.