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the "bro-zone" can be defined as an area in which a girl has entered when befriending a guy. Usually occurring with tomboys and their guy friends, when the male friend acknowledges the girl's actions (assuming that the girl is a tomboy) reffers to her as a "bro" or "another one of the guys". At this point the girl in question has entered the bro-zone. The bro-zone eliminates any possible chance of the friends having any sexual or relationship interest, and renders any chance of escaping the bro-zone hopeless.
Katie: So how was hanging out with Chad and his friends?
Marcy: *sigh* he called me his "buddy"...his "bro"
Katie: ooooo hate to say this...you're permanantly in his bro-zone.
Marcy: ya, and I still like him.
Katie: you might as well give up on him, there's no hope now that you're in the bro-zone.
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bro ahead (sometimes spelled bro-ahead)
pronunciation: (broh-uh-hed) IPA(ˈbɹoʊ əˌhɛd)
n. permission given by male friend to pursue a course of action, usu. involving romantic or sexual interest, that might conflict with the interests or sensibilities of said male friend due to familial ties or prior relationship with the person of interest
origin: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, May 2010
SITUATION 1
Bro 1-Think I’m gonna go talk to that girl at the bar again, man. She’s lookin’ good.
Bro 2-The one in blue? That’s Tracy. I met her last week at the barbecue, she’s really cool. And she’s single.
Bro 1-The one you talked to me about? Should I hold off? You met her first.
Bro 2-Nah, it’s cool, I’m not hittin’ that. You go on over there.
Bro 1-You sure?
Bro 2-Yeah, I’m giving you the bro ahead, you can tell her I said “hi”.
SITUATION 2
Bro 1-Dude, that chick at the bar is totally hot!
Bro 2-That’s Tim's sister, man.
Bro 1-Oh...
Bro 2-Yeah, “oh” is right. You better back off, cause you’re not getting the bro ahead on this one. Not after what happened with Tracy.
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Pronounced to rhyme with the ever-so popular "uh-oh", a Bro-Oh is an awful Bro mistake.
The mistake: you tried to be a Bro by raw-dogging a ho, but you fucked up and made made that baby, yo!
Dude, I made a Bro-Oh, can you loan me some bills for an abortion?
Shit, I made a Bro-Oh, and now she wants to keep it and get married...
When someone is really cool, and is number 1 in every single event
I I want to be as good as Ding bro
you live in Beijing and you don't know ding bro???
The act of a guy helping his friend get laid by asking a girl questions about him and then reporting her responses to him in secret.
The male version of "ho intel."
Alex gave Jack some serious bro intel when he told him that Katie was talking about him the other day.
Short chunky Italian bro similar to Actor Joe Pesci from lethal weapon
Look at that short chunky little Bro Pesci with his gamecube and black dildo
THE MOST EGGIC BRO EVER! don't mess jordan or you will get the fist of fury. CEO OF THE WORD EGGIC
Friend 1: who the new kid
Friend 2: it's JORDAN BRO, HE"S SO EGGIC