Blasting Buddy

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy

Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.

Buddy yesh

Uniquely strange person

That kid was such a buddy yesh

Guzzle buddy

When you guzzle your buddy.

Hey did you plug and chug your guzzle buddy.

Sludgy Buddy

A homie that you have homosexual tendencies for but it isn't gay.

Yo, I think Jax would be a good sludgy buddy.

Nut Buddies

Like blood brothers in a way, but closer. There are several ways that two can become nut buddies, of which all include mixing “nut” (no homo though). For instance, if y’all are tappin the same girl at the same time, and your splooge mixes, you are then nut buddies (this is not to be confused with Eskimo brothers). Any instance where y’all niggas mix nut in a non-homo fashion makes you nut buddies. This usually means you have such an unbreakable (purely straight) relationship that y’all have mixed your potential offspring.

So Zach and I were tappin the same girl, and our cum mixed, we nut buddies now.

virginity buddy

When you make a pact with a friend to lose your virginities at the same time.

yo, you want to be my virginity buddy?

Camping buddy

When you ask your friend if they were to go camping and woke up with a sore butt, would they tell anyone?

If they respond with a ‘hell no,’

you then ask if they want to go camping

Josh told me that he wouldn’t tell anyone if when camping he woke up with a sore ass. That means I found a new camping buddy!