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A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.
Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.
Jim: You mean cacti? hehe
Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect
Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe
Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.
Jim: GAH! Foiled again.
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"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;
i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;
Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.
First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.
Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.
My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.
I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!
A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).
Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!
The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!