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When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.
I got pulled over for going California Speed.
Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*
Weed.
Friend: "I'm not really hungry"
Me: "Use the California Oregano"
Friend: Oh
When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.
Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.
During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
When the California Drop strikes:
"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
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A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.
damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.
When the pot in the pipe is no longer green and the flavor has gone, so you cash it even though there is more to smoke. Also known as Cali-cashed.
Dude! Why did you cash that bowl there was still a few more hits? You California-cashed it man. Not rad!
The action of taking a wasted tinkle in a acquaintance’s room. A California Corner is not limited to just a intersection of a wall, it can also include urinating on a: carpet/hardwood floor, a bed frame, and various other house hold items…
California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.
Ash: Kaleb!! Are you seriously pissing on my bed right now?!
Kaleb: Its a California Corner!