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catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.

Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."

by Jay Jay Jetplane February 18, 2014


Catholic underwear

Underwear that have a lot of holes in them and they are very worn down, hence why they're "holy".

Drey's balls are touching his pants since he's wearing his Catholic underwear.

by beth.hamelin April 1, 2018


St stephens Catholic Secondary School

What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.

People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.

God forbid you are out of uniform tho....

“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”

by Lord Hamlet February 17, 2021


St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.

I have depression

can be rephrased as....
I go to St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

by December 4, 2021


Catholic Cathedral

Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.

FrolloQuasi i heard your bells scream all night. I’m done with this Catholic Cathedral.”

by Csprings June 1, 2023


Greeko Catholic

i can't believe you looked this up

Did you know he's Greeko Catholic? That means they only celebrate birthdays in even numbered years and can't eat things colored by a non-primary color!

by blumbos November 6, 2022


st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.

i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~

by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022