Gonorrhea, ya know an STI that is no good good, close to words 'the clap'
"Guess what I got?" *clap clap*
"E clap!!"
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When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation
I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.
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When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound
I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud
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Noun
1. A painfully ignorant person
"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."
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When a males testies repeatedly hit the buttocks of a female occupant in the act of sex, making a claping sound.
Guy 1: I got laid last night!!!
Guy 2: I know all i could hear was love claps.
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The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.
Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*
You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.
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In basketall, When you slap the backboard, after you take a lay up.
How you cant clap boards???
Shit is lite
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