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1. A painfully ignorant person
"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."
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Gonorrhea, ya know an STI that is no good good, close to words 'the clap'
"Guess what I got?" *clap clap*
"E clap!!"
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When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation
I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.
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What Josh does while he cries himself to sleep wearing a condom at night, cuddling with Karl in the fetal position.
Josh gently placed his goutch inside of Karl's mouth and attempted to goutch clap, but it was for naught.
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When a males testies repeatedly hit the buttocks of a female occupant in the act of sex, making a claping sound.
Guy 1: I got laid last night!!!
Guy 2: I know all i could hear was love claps.
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The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.
Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*
You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.
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In basketall, When you slap the backboard, after you take a lay up.
How you cant clap boards???
Shit is lite
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