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When you accidentally fuck the dog and beat the wife, instead of the other way around
"Good morning Ted! What's wrong?"
"I accidentally had a classic mix up this morning"
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when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest
If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?
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A classic catch is while having anal with another man you pull out your penis just as you are about to ejaculate and push the other man across the room. You aim and fire a shitty cummy ball at the man and he has to catch it in his mouth. Therefore a CLASSIC CATCH
Scott perfected a classic catch after alex shot a 6. JACKownz
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A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.
I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.
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Fuckin' A - Old classical is a boring, lame, useless waste of time. Today only old people listen to this crap and when they are dead, classical music will be gone forever. Every time a classical radio station goes off the air or a symphony orchestra goes bankrupt music gets better. This stuff can't go away soon enough.
The old people in the nursing home couldn't take listening to good music, so they listened to old classical music. For young people 50 cent is the new classical music.
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One who believes in the original interpretation of social justice.
A person is accused for murder and is found guilty for unproven reasons. The people call shenanigans and let the person be retried once actual facts come in. The person is retried and is found innocent as he has the right of innocent until proven guilty. Innocent until proven guilty is an example of classical social justice.
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It's when someone named Benjamin takes an L and it's always normal for him. It may also be used for anybody else.
Benjamin -I dropped my Wallet!
Walter -Classic Benjamin L.
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