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The best bo burnham cult ever
COCONUT BO IS THE BEST
- strawberrymommymilk
"Hey did you see cannesb3ans new coconut bo vid?" "Yeah she's so cool and my fabricate mutual."
A Samoan or Pacific Islander that subscribes to liberal ideologies from the viewpoint of white people. They usually are active in poetry spaces or Twitter talking about bad traits in Pacific communities like supposed anti-blackness (e.g. because of a word like 'meauli', even though they don't speak or understand their native language) in Pacific communities but fails to advocate for their Pacific communities in the struggles they face.
They are just as worse as Trump supporters.
*cue video of a black man being racist to an Asian in NYC*
Coconut Liberal: "This video exemplifies the white supremacy that is rooted in today's society"
Sione: "Se, kua e coconut liberal kele lou aikae. You coconut liberal, you"
MOTHAFUGGIN MENACES TO FUGGIN SOCIETY PLS HELP MEEEEEEE
i like coconut crabs but i need help their taking over the city
When you booty bump another booty on accident....
I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml
When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...
Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?
Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets
Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding
She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.
Racial slur for an islander
The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer