corona squad

the most problematic crew, consisting of the most problematic people

“wait, what’s so special about the corona squad?”

“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”

Corona Caution

When someone coughs and thoughts of the Corona-virus immediately come to mind coercing one to make a semi serious/semi joking comment about getting or giving Corona

*person 2 coughs*
*awkward silence for 2 seconds*
*corona caution activates
Person 1: You have Coronaaaaaaa

Person 2: ISS' CORONA TIME (sweating intensifies)

Corona Check

1. Usually said in replacement for “rain check” by people living through the Corona virus.
2. A polite refusal to do something, usually with the implication that it could be done another time.

Stacy: hey, we should have a sleep-over!
Andrew: shoot, I can’t make it tonight! We’re all in quarantine due to COVID-19. Corona check?

Weaponized corona

*Can also be defined as Weaponizing corona

A form of fearmongering used by the US government and the media (mainly CNN) in order to keep the country shutdown.

guy 1: I don't watch the news anymore, all they ever talk about is politics and there Weaponized corona.

guy 2: Same here, i only really cared when they talked that cute kitty video that one guy sent in.

Corona-Schlamper

someone who doesn't care about the deadly virus und risked the life of 8 Mio people and helps spreading the virus, by not accepting and not following the corona rules.

Same goes for Corona-Spasti.

there is no sexual content. the main word here is corona.

Sie repräsentierte sich als Corona-Schlamper und zeigte ihre Unzufridenheit, vom letzten Arier ignoriert zu werden, mit immensen Psychose-Anfällen, dass heute noch dem letzten Arier der Schädel brummt.

Corona Challenge

Is when you are dared to go into a dirty bathroom such as a Airplane or Porta-Potty, where you lick the entire surface of the Toilet Seat or rim of an urinal.

I was dared by my friends to a Corona Challenge while on a flight from Bangkok, Went into the stall, licked the entire toilet seat, now i am sick at home for 14 days due to a positive test, among getting prescribed antibiotics for an STI.

Corona mask

When you jizz on your hands slap them together to spread the semen evenly across both hands and then apply to the woman space starting at the nose all the way to the ears

I totally corona masked that girl