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After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .
Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .
Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !
Circular areas, on or around the lips that infested with crabs (pubic lice)
"AH STAY AWAY YOU GOT CRAB CIRCLES!"
The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."
-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.
18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
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When you open a crab on facetime and shove the Tamale up your cavity filled teeth, whilst jerking off.
Ryan hasn’t brushed his teeth since he moved to maryland, and he showed me the crab tamalinator.
when you put your legs through the sleeves of an oversized sweater(upside down), then put your arms inside of the sweater, pull the sweater over your head and crouch down
"dude did you see drake he was totally fucking crabbing yesterday"