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Crack ship, crack!ship, or crack pairing is a term often used in fan fiction or role playing that pairs two people pairing from different fandom universes into a romantic relationship. This can be anything from a tv show, video game, or a book. A crack ship usually makes the readers question "Why such an off pairing" Some people might like it, some hate it, and others might be grossed out.
"There saw this crack ship up on this role playing site i was on and the person paired Chace Crawford with Kiki Kannibal."
"Ugh, that's really gross."
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A word used to describe or replace the popular phrase, "Whats up?" Can also be used to ask what is happening at the current time in someone's life.
Hey Ashley, whats crack-a-lackin'?
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To Crack A Roll means to have such a nasty, dirty ass from a wet, explosive shart or otherwise toothpaste turd that one uses one full roll of toitet paper and is required to crack open a second roll just to complete the clean up process.
While a big fan of Mexican food, Harold finally determined that it was time to modify his diet and intake because his explosive sharts were getting so messy that he was always having to Crack A Roll.
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Lips that are chapped looking from smoking crack. Generally you smoke crack with a short pipe that you get very hot, so that you get the hardest, fastest hits without wasting anything. By doing this, your glass or metal pipe will get very hot, and the flame from the lighter may come very close to your lips.
Nothing chills off crack lips like a good lager.
I could tell she was a crack whore because she had crack lips.
Fuck, smoking weed out of this little pipe made of foil gives me crack lips.
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A clear lighter, typically made by ACE with an adjustable flame switch. Often used for lighting cigarettes, blunts or of course, crack cocaine. Made with a notoriously cheap flint wheel that often locks up. Not very useful in areas with high winds.
Person 1:"Man, I need a smoke.. Can I borrow your lighter?"
Person 2: "Yea, sure.. here."
Person 1: "Aw man, what the fuck? a crack lighter? Fuck this shit; I'll just go buy a Bic at the bodega."
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A whore who provides services for crack-cocaine.
"I got a fat bag of crack, so i'm gonna find myself a crack whore."
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A slang term for the back alley, night club in Calgary, Alberta.
The Crack Alley is the self proclaimed "best rock bar in Canada". It is known throughout Calgary for it's "titty shots", rock music, lack of dress code and lack of security pat down to find the knife/bear mace you probably have on you if you frequent the crack alley.
Staff: It is well known by Calgarians that the crack alley has the most fakest, tannest, bleach-blond, silicone breasted bartenders in all of calgary.
Music: You can request a song to be played at the crack alley if you are a "18 year old" highschool girl who is willing to suck off one of the washed up, 40 year old, DJs in the DJ booth. Although the crack alley does play more rock music than any other night club in Calgary, because of this request policy at least half of the music played on an average night is Lady Gaga, Rihanna or something similar.
Entertainment: Among the many things to do at the crack alley the most popular are; getting "titty shots", fighting (on the dancefloor or in the parking lot) and nearly choking to death from the bear mace that is periodically sprayed by random assholes over the dancefloor.
Clientele: crack alley customers consist of oil rig workers who make a lot of money but blow it all on coke, "18 year old" highschool girls, basically every metal head/skid who went to your highschool and normal people who haven't been in a while and need to remind themselves why they don't go there.
I did a bunch of blow in the bathroom of the crack alley last night and got into a fight with some drunk ass
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