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Females that are always on a different guys boat. Use a guy just for his boat. A boat hopper.
Did you go to the bar with “ “ this weekend? Yea why? She’s a damn Marsh cricket
A person who lives in an urban area who does things just to draw attention.
Raquim: Yo, did u hear that Raul shot up 6th street?
Jamaal: Yeah, Raul is such a street cricket.
When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.
The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket
The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.
Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.
Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.
On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.
When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.
They Killed their Cricket when they decided to yell at the waiter.
When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.
I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.