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crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022


Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 04, 2020


cap'n crunch

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart

i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch

by SASUMACH STRAT May 05, 2016


Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)

"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."

by Captain Wally March 17, 2019


Cap'n Crunch

Best Cereal Ever!

Person1:"I Just Ate Cap'n Crunch"

Person2:"yes"

by LeafxD123 May 09, 2019


crunch out

To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch

Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.

by 12er McLush April 13, 2011


Crunch knuckle

When a b**** try to bust your nuts

The best. She bust me so she's trying to crunch knuckle me

by Methanight Joe leis November 13, 2019