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something a european dude says when something goes wrong
"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"
The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.
guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good
a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart
i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch
A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)
"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."
To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch
Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.
When a b**** try to bust your nuts
The best. She bust me so she's trying to crunch knuckle me