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If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.
1.) "oh shit, you got the Alexa curse lmao"
If you hang around a sporty Alexa sometimes you may catch her curse of being ass at basketball.
1.) "oh man you caught the Alexa Curse didn't you"
If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.
damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit
Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."
Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"
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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."
"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.
Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.