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Dumpster Dildo

A dildo that has been used by several or, a single person with an STD. Ruining the dildo and making it a dumpster dildo

I was looking through her drawers and I found her Dumpster Dildo.

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 29, 2017


Rusty Dildo

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*

by I’m a human May 24, 2022


Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021


Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks dildos

Ugh he's/she's such a dildo sucker

by Hairy vagina face October 16, 2019


Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 8, 2018


sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time February 27, 2016


Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 17, 2020