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The dirty, evil and damned people known as the “Brits.”
Those dirty Brits...
Eating a medium dominoes pizza on a Sunday night to increase your weight for the rest of the week to lift more and gain more muscle mass
Garrett- Hey billy why the fuck did you eat a whole pizza by yourself?
Billy- I’m dirty bulking for the week bruh, you should try it sometime fat ass.
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When you shit and there is corn in the shit.
Theres some dirty corn in toliet so watch out.
Someone who is a dirtbag, sleazy.
Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.
Mexican farm worker: Hijole! El jefe is working us to death!
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.
Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can
A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?
When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.
I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.
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when you give someone a really tight hug while drenched in pee
Me: Oh hey man! Do you want a dirty cam?
You: get the FUCK away from ME
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