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when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
i have fortnut diseases.
A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.
Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."
A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.
Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
A person who froths at the mouth over a pit bull attack!
BSL advocates have foamers disease every time there is a pit bull attack!
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pecker the has been harmfully abused and/or been in someguys butt.
Dude, you have a diseased pecker.
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When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.
Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.
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Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!
Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!
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