Gap-Eyed Goonlin

(Also see: Shit-Faced Whore)
The Gap-Eyed Goonlin, most commonly found roaming the halls of High Schools, feeds from undermining acts performed on other (and often smarter/more attractive) students. A very common specimen, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin is the result of a reproductive accident- due most likely to lack of appropriate birth control and a gene pool similar to that of Sasquatch. Although an excessively ugly creature, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin doesn't seem to take notice, snapping pictures of herself at odd angles wearing revealing clothing/bathing suits.

A highly nasty creature (both in appearance and temperament), the Gap-Eyed Goonlin are very recognizable in their natural habitat, and sightings are extremely common.

Leaning suggestively against a wall, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin does her best to snap an excessively ugly photo to later post online.

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the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

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one eyed mule

A stubborn person or thing. From the old saying, "Stubborn as a one eyed mule."

I'm trying to get the jam open but this lid is stubborn as a one eyed mule!

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Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety)

A form of anxiety that makes the individual feel as if they have cross eyes. This makes the person extremely uncomfortable to the extent that they (the individual ) have the ill Illusion that they have Cross eyes. This causes the person to feel very self conscious about ones self. And becomes unable to complete tasks. This makes the individual feel extremely depressed as if delusional to the extent that they feel they have gone mad.

Linda feels that her Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) will make her suffer in life and she will do nothing with her life.

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teary eyed tyler

During the exchange of wedding vows, the point in which the groom becomes so overcome with emotion that he is unable to speak without sounding like he got his labia caught in his zipper.

That guy seemed so manly until his teary eyed tyler.

All the bridesmaids took a renewed interest in the groom after his teary eyed tyler as it proved that he indeed had a feminine side.

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one eyed pirate

The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.

Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!

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Black Eyed Peas

Bullets, ammo, things you fire from a gun.

"...and I get served with some Black Eyed Peas tomorrow?" - Chrissy: Sopranos

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