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Facebook Entourage (or FBE): refers to the small group of people, usually 1-4, who consistently comment on one's Facebook status update. They are also usually the ONLY people that comment on this person's status update.
Like a celebrity entourage, one's Facebook Entourage validates the original posters status update and makes them feel popular and heard.
Example 1
John: What's up with Katie updating her Facebook 5 times a day with bullshit!?
Jill: It's her damn Facebook Entourage! They comment within minutes! They're enablers!
Example 2
Katie: Is it 5 o'clock yet!? I need a drink!
Frannie, Betty, and Elaine like this comment.
Frannie: Hang in there grrl! (sic)
Betty: Go to Emirls (sic) after work we are making mimosas!
Elaine: your (sic) the best Katie!!!
Katie: @ Betty - YAYYYY!!!! I love mimosas!! @Elaine - No, YOUR (sic) THE BEST!!! I LOVE YOU, BFFFFFFF!!!!
A person that tags you on facebook when you're out without you knowing it blowing your cover.
Person A: Man I left that crazy bitch at the other club time to cut loose.
Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.
Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.
A person who constantly deletes comments made by others because they contain swear words.
Ericka is such a Facebook Prude. Every time I say a naughty word in a comment on her posts, she deletes the comment. What a Facebook Prude.
A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur
John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.
What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!
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When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!
I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"
The act of using Facebook to recall a previous night's intoxicated events using photos added by others.
I don't remember going to that bar at all. I only have a facebook memory thanks to Adams photos.
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When someone on facebook constantly has the urge to just constantly post everything they are doing in every second of the day.
Aidan: Look at what he wrote, "Getting off the bus; Walking home; Just got home; Bored what to do; Think i might sleep; Off to sleep; Goodnight Facebook"
Cassie: Omg that guy is such a facebook fag!
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