The holy golf trinity that one prays to before teeing off.
Father, son, holy slice I pray that my ball goes straight this time.
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A line never delivered in a Star Wars movie.
It was actually, "No, I am your father," as it was part of a conversation.
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Where every shordy is covered, and every mandem is wasting his sweetness. Ball kicks with jeans is habit, and the principle is a joke. The 129 at 2:45 is neva a motive, and the gas station only lows two mandems in. Everyother man in the school cuts hair.
Person 1: Good Morning staff & students of Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy
Whole Class: ( trying not to laugh )
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A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.
Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle
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when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody
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The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker
Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!
No luke, I am your father..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1
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This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted
yay, im sending this to discord now
Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit