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A game in which girls finger themselves.
The Pussy Football Championships were very exciting
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Is the hobby of American Football indoors.
Like if outdoor football wasn't gay enough, they think it's tough play gay ass American football indoors.
Notice how I said it's a hobby instead of a sport.
All American football is gay, even indoors. it should be called FAGBALL.
Ordinary Person: "Hey Josh, what sport you play"?
American: " I play Indoor Football"
Ordinary Person: " Like soccer?"
American: "No American football"
Ordinary Person: "Fag, What a fucken joke.That's not even a real sport. Try rugby.
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A man's sport that requires you to take a hit from a 300+ pound guy who runs a 4.4 40 yard dash. Everyone is swole as fuck, quick as fuck, and tough as shit. It is often critisized by dick riding foreigners because of the pads, but these cunt muffins fail to realize that these pads are required, or the player might get seriously fucked up. Most people realize that these bitches could never come close to being on the same level as these athletes. It is also one of the most entertaining sports in the world, unlike soccer, where a bunch of faggot-ass cock riders run around a kick a ball for 3 hours.
Soccer Player-"Soccer is the most popular sport in the world!"
American Football Player- "Shut the fuck up bitch, and suck this dick."
Soccer Player-"Yes sir.......
*Glaugh Blaugh Hauge*
Soccer Player-"Can I stop now sir?"
American Football Player- *Beats the shit out of the little ho*
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A team that usually is over hyped and collapses under pressure
They just LSU Football'd it
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a real sport... all u foreign bullshit faggots, dont kno shit. pads are there cause were pussies. pads are there because of the fucking 160 lb of all muscle guy runnign at u full speed ready to rip ur head off... soccer is for pansies.. runn down a field kicking ball. the worst thing u hafta worry abot if someguy sliding to steal the ball and you tripping... ow.... now put a 150 pound linebacker and try to not get hurt.. pussies
plus, its not 22 fat guys runnign around bumping for 5 seconds. plays could last a long time. then u only have 40 senconds for the next play, not five minutes..... funning for 90 minutes easy
running for an hor and having guys trying to kill u, not easy
im lucky, i play defense
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An often unrowdy, violent and middle aged member of society. They hangout outside football/soccer stadiums and in local pubs and cause civil unrest. They often look for trouble and are very right wing, like Tommy Robinson right wing.
If they catch you wearing a shirt that's of another team you better get your ass out of there before they get that beer belly and whoop your ass.
Famously angry team supporters include the:
English team
Liverpool football club in particular
All of Scotlands teams
All teams in 100 miles of Birmingham
"Those Chelsea FC football hooligans beat me up, they caught me outside the stands"
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A very boring style of football, usually played by teams with no imagination and easily pleased fans.
See also anti-football
Jimmy: Did you see the Uefa cup final?
Jock: Aye, the Rangers were playing utter tunnel football.
Jimmy: Bored their way through the game.
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