Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.

……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)

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I had yer grandma last night

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.

Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

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hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?

big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.

an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.

Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*

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piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy

dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

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boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

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grandma burnt

Grandma grew up in the Great Depression. There was no waste. If food was burnt, you scraped off the burnt bit and ate the rest.

"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.

That toast is only grandma burnt. You can still eat it.