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A story about emo black kids who hang out on an empty farm and play punk shows in the cornfields after dark.
Created by cartoonist and novelty designer Kelechi Azu, the Emo Farm project started as a coloring storybook and is now a web comic.
The story of Emo Farm is a tribute for black kids who wear their eyeliner smudged.
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Jerkin off to animals or the thought of animals.
He got so drunk last night he totally pulled a "fap farm".
Chokin the chicken literally!!!!
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When a female or male hasn't defecated in over a day or so then get sodomized. This action causes the shit it self to be fucked in the process. When the cock is then shitty the receiver of the anal sex then cleans the penis from base to tip through oral.
That bitch was Champ! She shit even shit farmed me!
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Someone who lives on a farm that enjoys making love to the assorted animals on the farm.
Instead of calling someone a pigfucker, use the term farm-boy.
Used in a sentence:
"John, you are a pigfucker."
or
"John, you are a farm-boy"
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The entire world and everything in it. Due to the fact that the VAST majority of people are heterosexual and therefore "breeders"
Let's run an experiment shall we? Since "breeders" are bad, we shall exile all homosexuals to an island. Eventually, they will all die. Sorry but breeders win this round assholes!
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That fucking farming implement didn't put out!
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A person, mechanically inclined, who fixes machines without regard for their 'stated operations' or 'proper repair procedures'.
Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...
The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.
The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...
A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
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