Fridge n' Freezer

The slang term to describe the iconic duo of the twitter users @CTCompss and @ThreeLionsRes

Forget two peas in a pod were like Fridge n' Freezer

Poo Fridge

When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.

Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!

fridge-jack

To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.

Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?

Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.

Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?

Matt: Yeah.

fridge butter

Dried male semin.

"Dude, I see the fridge butter in her hair!"

fridge poop

A crep ton of dust under ur fridge

Now to remove the fridge poop

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

Fridging

When you tell someone you will be available in a second and then cowardly hiding in a fridge i.e outright lying (including and not limited to lying everyday in a political campaign)

“Boris Johnson is a fridging cunt”