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When a person of Mormon faith is taking a shit, and the shit pieces fall in a manner that makes this person believe their feces is the one true prophet, heir to Brigham Young and Joseph Smith, leader of men and receiver of revelation. The Mormon then takes the shit pieces from the toilet and studies them in a special baseball cap made of yak pubes, and quotes the text from the shit pieces to another who writes them down on legal note pads. The shit pieces are then named, and saved in sweet pickle jars under the bed.
The other day I took a shit, and found the lost books of Moroni!
For reals?
Hell yes, for reals! And you know what else?
What?
Goddamn if my shit didn't tell me I'm Joseph's third cousin on his fourth wife's side?
Yo! you had some Mormon fries!
Tell me about it! And I'm a Catholic!
Sum-bitch!
Damn!
Yep, yep!
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What black people love the most, their dicks! They are fried so black, and chicken meated megapenis!
I sucked his fried chicken!
Man you gay!
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In February, a fast food restaurant called Cubbie's in Beaufort, North Carolina renamed its French fries "freedom fries" also in protest at France's anti-war stance.
The owner, Neal Rowland, said he got the idea from similar protest action against Germany during World War I, when sauerkraut was renamed liberty cabbage and frankfurters became hot dogs.
so if hotdogs caught on...
givme suma them there freedom fries neal
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George W Bush's way of insulting the french for not supporting a war. well i guess its fair...since we call french fries freedom fries the french call american cheese, idiot cheese so it goes both ways.
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In order to perform this, you will need the following. A super size order of fries with extra salt, and a menstrating woman. Isert the fries into bloody vagina, hinch the (ketchup) and then you eat the fries out of vagina. enjoy!
David took stacy to the McDonalds for dinner. While they were there she told him she was on the rag. She then told him she would let him give her a birmingham booty call if he gave her ketchup and fries. David loves extra ketchup!
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What many Iraqi citizens have discovered since they were 'liberated' from Saddam's non-existant terrorist regime and its mythical 'weapons of mass delusion'
Half of my family has been turned into Freedom Fries by the great liberators. Let's kill some of the motherfuckers to show our appreciation. Yeah, the retarded cunts couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Kill the infidel!! Now, and for the next twenty years for destroying our stable society that never even called them genocidal arrogant fucking maniacs!
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