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when a dude sticks his cock in a girls vagina and pumps it up and down until the both orgasm
my girlfriend and me where running in the park, and watching her huge jugs bouce up and down was getting me horny, so i led her behing a large bush 30 ft from the path and we ripped each others clothes off then told her to go down on me.She deep throated my dick and hummed. In 5 minutes i came on her chest and face. She then licked it off of her and i started to eat her out. She was moaning pretty loudly, so i reminded her that people could hear, but she didnt care, which got me hornier.She said to fuck her quick, so i stuck it in her and pumped as fast as I could, and we both orgasmed at the same time.i gave her a cream pie, and she scooped it on her fingers ang licked them. then we cleaned up and finished our jog. It was the best fucking ive ever had
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When something goes wrong goes on in your life or when something awesome happened
Erick: Matt I just crashed your car
Matt: FUCKING A!
Mike: Did you see that car crash 5 minutes ago? the car exploded into like a million pieces
Jim: I know right it was Fucking A
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The etymology of this term is said to have originated from many a possibility, including truth and farcity. The highest possibility is that of Germanic origin, being it is found in many a cognate throughout several Germanic languages. German- Ficken (to copulate). Dutch- Fokken (to breed). dialectical Norwegian- fukka (to copulate. dialectical Swedish- fucka (to strike, copulate) and fuck (penis). It also has possible Celtic, Greek, Latin, and Anglo-Saxon origins, most of which are based on situational absolutes.
Many farce etymologies of this term are of acronymic origin for the word, such as:
- Fornication Under Carnal/Cardinal Knowledge
- Fornication Under Control/consent/command (of the) King
- False Use (of) Carnal Knowledge
- Felonious Use (of) Carnal Knowledge
- Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (generaly used to refer to rape).
Today, in america and many other countries, this term has been morphed and twisted into a much more "useful" form of usage. It's current definition is that of many, all molding the term into explitive form. Commonly refered to as the F Bomb, it can be used to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, arousal, anxiety, being overwhelmed, being surprised, etc. It's most common form is that of an interjection, similar to missuse of the terms "bloody" in the UK, or "bloomin" in Australia. Usually "the" preceeds this term, almost acting as a disclaimer of sorts. All in all, it's a word that is seemingly taboo and yet so commonly used today.
Common Examples Include:
"What the FUCK!"
(Exclamation)
"Why the fuck do you think you are?"
(somewhat interjective)
"Fuck me."
(Verb)
"I'm fuckin' awesome!"
(adverb)
"I don't give a flying fuck"
(noun)
"Oooooh fuck, baby..."
(seemingly meaningless, but somehow explains everything)
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The better way of saying "fuck"
HOLY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?
if you dont know what "fucking" means, your a fucktard.
Allow me to explain, fucking is basicly a verb for fuck, as in
-"Dude your fucking a donkey, you stupid shit "
Also fucking can mean somthing insulting like:
-"That fucking hoe better not start fucking around"
Fucking can also mean an act of pleasure, like this:
-"Sherly began to open her legs, and Bob starting fucking her up and she moened 'OMG THIS IS SOO GOOD, FUCK ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!"
Now if you didnt get that your a fucking moron...
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With the intent, or hope, of getting laid.
Guy One: Dude, why are you going out with that girl? She's mad weird.
Guy Two: You know man, just for the fuck of it.
Guy One: Word.
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can be used as literally any part of speech in any context. The most useful word in the modern English language. See also fucking.
"What the fuck?"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck me"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"He did fuckingly well on that test."
"Jessie is totally fuckable."
"Fuck!"
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